I got exactly what I wanted out of it: I was entertained. It's not perfect, it's not a Truly Great Film, but I enjoyed it, it was an entertaining few hours at the movie theater, so there's that.
Aaaaaaand... that's all I've got right now. I have at least 2 or 3 different ailments (at least one of which sounds like some sort of livestock disease) taking turns kicking my ass right now, so I'm thankful to be even this lucid. Besides, I'm trying to convince Erin to write up her take on the movie, and that will likely be a lot more interesting.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, a picture of a platypus.