Cancelled due to lack of interest. My own, in fact. It's not nearly as fun or clever as I thought it'd be. So let's just ignore it, never speaking again of this bizarre cover-up.
For the record, though, real Christmas is awesome, and I'm enjoying the hell out of it this year, even if Liam refuses to let me walk around the house without a Santa hat on and forces me to watch Frosty the Snowman at least 3 times a day.
Oh, who am I kidding... I love those parts, too. Though I'm more than ready for the kiddo to move on to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer now, thanks.
So if you're keeping score at home: Legitimate Holiday Season 1, Made Up Stupid Blog Holiday 0.