This is the patriotic part.
Kid-in-the-Helmet Captain America,
My-Mask-Has-Rubber-Ears Captain America,
and the rest of the staff at Trusty Plinko Stick World Headquarters would like to wish everyone a safe and happy Independence Day.
And if you don't happen to live in the U.S., feel free to pretend you're an American by getting drunk, fearing all that which is different from you, and blowing some fingers off with illegal fireworks.