Story TODD DEZAGO, art & cover MIKE WIERINGO HC, 288pgs, FC $39.99 S&N/HC, 288pgs, FC $75.00 MAY 30.
Now for the first time in one stunning, oversized hardcover edition-TODD DEZAGO and MIKE WIERINGO's award-winning epic fantasy, TELLOS! Journey with young Jarek and tiger-warrior Koj as they team up with a pirate princess called Serra, to confront the terrible Malsur who is set on devouring the denizens of this magical patchwork world! TELLOS is an all-ages rollercoaster of action and adventure, mystery and magic, and good versus evil! The perfect format for the perfect bedtime story-for children of ALL ages! RETAILER WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES(Emphasis mine.)
Seriously, Diamond, you already have the industry and its fans by the short hairs. At least do us all the favor of making sure that solicitation copy doesn't contradict itself, most especially in the space of a mere two sentences!
In the interest of fairness, though, I feel the need to point out that despite the horribly written and blatantly contradictory Diamond solicitation copy you see above, if you have the means, you should do yourself a favor and acquire this book, or at least the earlier trades or back issues, as it's truly one of the best fantasy/adventure comics of the last decade or so.