So this gentleman here, is he a police officer or a police officer? The poofy hair, the mustache, the Germanic origin... it makes one wonder. I mean, every Playmobil figure looks like it was spawned from the sorts of videos kept in the back of the video store.* But even by those standards, Officer Friendly here takes the cake, and then does horrible things with it at bachelorette parties .
*The video store I used to work in actually kept it's adult section behind a green door. Unintentional on the owner's part, but awesomely appropriate all the same.