I sent word of the new Darwyn Cooke designed Free Comic Book Day t-shirt featuring an appearance by Aquaman (and other DC characters) to Rob over at The Aquaman Shrine, and I have now been deemed an official member of F.O.A.M. (Friends of Aquaman) for life.
I'm more excited about this than I probably should be, but look, certificate and everything! That makes it official, chief. Plus, remember that I was a kid in the late 70s and 80s. Certificates mean you participated. Participating means Mom doesn't harp on you quite as often to "go outside" and "do things." The rewards of certificates are many and varied.