So this one time a kid in a Carnage Halloween costume wandered onto the set of the Spider-Man musical during a photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz.

That's what I assume happened, anyway. I mean, there's no way this is from a set of legitimate - though all equally bad - promotional photos for Vogue in a desperate (and failing) attempt to persuade people that the upcoming, disaster-plagued musical "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" isn't the unholy abomination of The Producers' "Springtime for Hitler" and Stayin' Alive's "Satan's Alley" made screamingly, horribly real, right?

Right?

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