Because nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like having Kirk, Spock, and quadriplegic, radiation-scarred Christopher Pike hanging on the tree.
And hey, it talks, and Pike's "Yes/No" light flashes. Because the taste barrier hadn't been completely shattered already just by mere the fact that it exists.
And it costs $28.
I mean, holy crap, Hallmark.
Click on over to experience the full grandeur, if you must.