Jingle Bells, Chris Pike smells, Spock please change his dressings!

Because nothing says "Happy Holidays" quite like having Kirk, Spock, and quadriplegic, radiation-scarred Christopher Pike hanging on the tree.


And hey, it talks, and Pike's "Yes/No" light flashes. Because the taste barrier hadn't been completely shattered already just by mere the fact that it exists.

And it costs $28.

I mean, holy crap, Hallmark.

Click on over to experience the full grandeur, if you must.

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