The Final Awesome Frontier

Dude. No, really, dude. I'm not even a big Trek fan, nor a big J.J. Abrams fan for that matter, but even I'm getting fan palpitations (the good kind) over the images from the new Star Trek movie.

And if you're the sort of person going online specifically to bash this because it looks (GASP!) different than the original, be aware that everyone on Earth knows that you are lying - lying to yourself, and lying to the world - just as we all know you'll be there for the midnight showing (having camped out in line several days beforehand), and will immediately run home afterward to hop on your computer to tell the world how excellent you always knew it would be, despite the prodigious trail of evidence you've left behind in which you've been stating the contrary since the minute the project was announced.

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