So I think we can all agree that Evil Bully took the April Fool's Day crown, yes?
I mean that literally. He pushed me down, slapped an Agonizer on me, and actually took the crown. Because he's EVIL!
Although I also award points to the Questionable Content / Dinosaur Comics / XKCD three-way switcheroo (oh, the freaky Google hits I'm gonna get off that turn of phrase) for being cleverly frustrating.