It's Super Kind-Of-Important Tuesday!

If you live in Texas, Ohio, Vermont, or Rhode Island, be sure to get out and vote in your presidential primary today if you haven't already. Remember, if you don't vote, you don't have the right to complain when the candidate of your choosing eventually sells you out.

And if you have yet to decide, may I humbly offer a candidate suggestion?



He's not on the ballot in every state (he wasn't here in Rhode Island, unfortunately), but if he is, he's truly the right person for the job. The statesmanship of Lincoln, the ideals and strong right hook of Captain America (because evil dictators aren't going to punch themselves), and the rise from humble, immigrant roots (he comes from a Danish background, you know) that makes for the Great American Success Story.