Soundtrack of my life
Put your music player on shuffle.
Press forward for each question.
Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense.
How am I feeling today?
Inside – Patti Rothberg (“Haven’t done a thing today, just sittin’ around, wastin’ time away…” Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.)
Will I get far in life?
Everything Means Nothing to Me – Elliott Smith (So, no then?)
How do my friends see me?
Crazy – Barenaked Ladies (Gee, thanks!)
Where will I get married?
Robot Theme Song – The Aquabats (Well, I’m already married, and no robots were in attendance, so I question this one.)
What is my best friend's theme song?
(Don’t Go Back to)
What is the story of my life?
Into Your Arms – The Lemonheads (This is probably pretty accurate.)
What was high school like?
Hold Me Now – Thompson Twins (Um, no… this would’ve required attention from a girl, which was in short supply in high school.)
How can I get ahead in life?
If I Can’t Change Your Mind (Solo Mix) – Sugar (Okay, so my iPod doesn’t have a particularly high opinion of me for some reason.)
What is the best thing about me?
Miss Teen Wordpower – The New Pornographers (Well, I do have a pretty decent vocabulary.)
What is today going to be like?
And Your Bird Can Sing – Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs (Well, that’s nice I suppose.)
What is in store for this weekend?
How Many Cans? – Soul Coughing (Cans of food or cans of beverage?)
What song describes my parents?
Embarrassment – Madness (Heh.)
To describe my grandparents?
Here Comes the Pain – The Juliana Hatfield Three (Well, maybe one of ‘em.)
How is my life going?
Hooray for Santy Claus – Senor Tonto (So, pretty good then?)
What song will they play at my funeral?
I Want to Break Free – Queen (“Um, really guys, seriously, get me outta this freakin’ coffin!”)
How does the world see me?
Good Year for the Roses – Elvis Costello & the Attractions (But I don’t even have a garden.)
Will I have a happy life?
Stars and Planets – Liz Phair (Am I going to live in space? Cool.)
What do my friends really think of me?
In the Lost and Found – Elliott Smith (Faaaaaantastic.)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Shadows – Sunny Day Real Estate (So, no then?)
How can I make myself happy?
Crazy – REM (Don’t mind if I do! Bleh blah bleh blah bllllggggaaaahhhhbllluuuuu!)
What should I do with my life?
Subway – Mary Lou Lord (So, should I ride one a lot, or play music near one the way Ms. Lord often does?)
Will I ever have children?
Chopsticks – Liz Phair (So does this mean that any future children will be Asian? Or that Liam will enjoy Chinese food?)
Little things meme a lot.
Soundtrack of my life