So that's how you wanna play, huh?

Apparently, this whole "Rann vs. Thanagar" thing runs deeper than I thought. My latest order from Discount Comic Book Service came yesterday, and I was shorted my copy of Adam Strange #8. And yet Rann/Thanagar War #1, released the same day, was present and accounted for, as if to taunt me. So, obviously, this can only mean that the Thanagarians have seized control of the DCBS through nefarious doings of some kind (probably hitting the staff with maces).

Well played, Thanagar, well played. But two can play at this game. I have connections, too, you know, and from this point on... NO LIBRARY BOOKS FOR THANAGAR! Not a one. You just try and see if I don't mean it.

Not that your run of the mill Thanagarian probably even knows what a book is. This is the race, after all, that has yet to invent sandwiches or doors. But on the off chance they do manage to develop some form of basic intelligence (the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys), well, they'll be S.O.L. come storytime, won't they?

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