Electile Dysfunction 2: Electric Boogaloo

I need to share this story. Can't believe I didn't earlier.

A local town council hopeful is a doctor, and his wife was standing outside the polling place trying to garner up last minute votes by handing out...

wait for it...

TONGUE DEPRESSORS. With "Dr. Schwaeger for E.G. Town Council" printed on the wrapper.

This is, officially, the oddest promotional item I have ever received for anything. Ever. Even more odd than the time at my college radio station when a record label sent us a box of Summer's Eve just for fun.

Needless to say, I voted for the guy. Points for originality, you know?

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